What we do
What you want
You want to submit your work for professional review for one reason: promotion. The review itself can be promotional, but you want to take some or all of it for use in your own marketing material, like quotes for a one-sheet for a venue or radio station. The problem is that submitting to review sites can take months or years, but your band is ready to go now.
Question: how can you efficiently plan the production of your disks, mass-mailings to relevant industry institutions, and tours if you don’t know if or when you’ll be reviewed?
Answer: start with us.
This is not your mother’s review site
Acts just starting out depend on review sites and zines for their marketing. These publications make their money from advertising; they put out a monthly publication which promises to entertain visitors for the length of their stay. These sites are composed of reviews, articles and ads. The reviewers receive hundreds more submissions per month than they can possibly review… by their own admission. They choose the music which they believe will entertain best, and thereby focus the value of their site on their judgment. They choose what they like best and leave the rest in the cold. Since they do not charge per review, they can maintain the facade of impartiality.
Enter Guaranteed Reviews
The fact that we charge 15 dollars for our services does NOT guarantee you a good review. We reserve the right to advise you not to quit your day job, and in fact, we maintain that offering you objective analysis will do the most to further your career in the long run. The long run is the only significant run in this business or you wouldn’t have read this far. Further, people prefer reviews that do not beat around the bush.
Every reviewer at GuaranteedReviews is in some way connected to the music business. Together we have a combined 250 years in the industry. Our advice to you is informed by decades worth of success, mistakes and solid industry connections. Please let us put that experience to work for you.
Contact Us
Guaranteed Reviews
2400 NW 80th St, #154
info@guaranteedreviews.com